AUTHORS:  Peter and Michelle Patterson from Balloonaversal Entertainments

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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: Macintosh Apples!
Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
A: Sherbet
Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.

Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: Macintosh Apples!

Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Q: Why do horses like to fart when they buck?
A: Because they can't achieve full horse power without gas.




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About the book

  • When it comes to horses and ponies, and fun and laughter and good old fashioned jokes, look no further.
  • Great book to keep those daggy 'Dad' jokes coming in without end.
  • Great gift idea for the jokester of the family, especially if this person is a horsey one.
  • These are all clean horse jokes, suitable for families and kids.
  • Page 3:  Q: When does a horse talk?
    A: Only whinney wants to!
  • Page 8:  Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
    A: Because it wanted to see its neighbers!

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Jenny Martins

Happy Mum

Yeah, these funny horsey jokes was just perfect for my horse mad 10 year old daughter, took the book to school and even had her teacher laughing.  Thanks
Andrew Parker

Dad Jokes

Haha, I'm one of those annoying 'dad' jokers and this was a perfect addition to my repertoire.  My family can't thank you enough (haha, maybe not), but thanks from me.
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